plantmomstories:

swingria:

relishboi:

never forget soft bread

[Guy 1: “Bread.”
Guy 2: “Come on, come on, squeeze it! No, not like this, give it here.
Awesome!.. Check it out… A loaf of bread!..”
Guy 1: “21st century bread. You can probably wash yourself with it. Kinda nice.”
Guy 2: “Holy shit…”]

Ok this was cute but then the translation…I love this!