prokopetz:

Plausible But Incorrect: Toby Fox is expressing reservations about his ability to assemble a dev team for the full version of Delta Rune because he’s a naturally humble person.

The Truth: Toby Fox looked at what happened to Andrew Hussie when he tried to assemble a dev team to make a game and he’s going “shit, I hope that didn’t set a precedent.”

frozencranberries:

Emoji rating: Mermaid emoji

I actually really like her! Apple’s love of shading really makes her look 3D. The skin tone is very yellow, but there are other skin tone variations and the yellow makes the other colors pop. Her anatomy isn’t horribly botched, and I like that I can see individual scales. I love her hair. 10/10 a beautiful mermaid

One of her arms is way too long. There’s no way that seashell bra could ever stay up. Her tale has a border, but she doesn’t. Google’s simplistic style isn’t working. 5/10 I know you can do better

What happened to her? Very very angular. Not the smooth, sleek mermaid I wanted. Black border looks Bad. Boring color scheme. 2/10 very bland

Looks kind of like they traced apple’s emoji and made it more boring. Still, a good pose. That seashell bra still defies physics and looks hella uncomfortable. 7/10 mermaids need back support too

She’s very cute! Traditional color scheme, but not horrible! Could use more personality. Give her a better bra. 7/10

This is truly disgusting. Too simplistic. Tail looks limp and algae-covered. Is she okay? 3/10 bra design is ok and it’s still better tham Microsoft.

Now this is a MERMAID. I love the hair. She’s very dynamic. The end of the tail actually looks to be the right size, which I appreciate. There’s no horrible seashell bra! The only thing that’s a little bit weird is her eyes, which make her look very manevolent, but I am HERE for it. 11/10

This is an even worse bra offender. This mermaid looks like she’s trying to seduce an entire cruise ship. I appreciate the fact that she’s doing the traditional job, but did you have to make her sit like that? It bothers me. Mermaids don’t have asses. 5/10 decent design I guess

There’s a such thing as too much gradient. I feel like I’m in 2010. I like the pointy ears and the fact that she’s on a rock. 5/10.

0/10.

batmanisagatewaydrug:

rollerrexx:

kaylapocalypse:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

anyway Sherlock Holmes is public domain so catch me writing a story in which Holmes’ seemingly timeless nature and is explained in canon as Holmes being a restless preternatural entity discovered (summoned?) by the original Dr. Watson, who acted as its companion/custodian as it careened around doing the only thing that could preoccupy its wildly inhuman mind, ie, getting all up in people’s business and freaking them out with how much shit it knows.

the Holmes entity can die, but always reappears within a generation and without fail seeking out the latest in the Watson line. the Watsons, grown savvy over time, and now devote much of their time to a.) preparing the younger members of the family for Holmes’ inevitable return or b.) desperately trying to get the hell out of dodge and live a normal life before it can happen to them as well. 

just uuuuh. like a very knowing story about the inevitability of the Holmes and Watson story, centered a creepily inhuman Holmes and the long-suffering family who have spent more than a century documenting it. 

This is so so so good

So basically Dr. Who

nope!

christiandevil7:

bad-post-pikachu:

atiredautistic:

bad-post-pikachu:

your-art-is-fucking-shit:

bad-post-pikachu:

I’m about to say it

The music in Undertale fuckin slaps, and every single song from the ost is a masterpiece to this fuckin day

Living up to your name there huh

Wow! You must be very proud of yourself for coming up with such an original, creative insult. I’ve legitimately never heard that one before!

Do people think they are being cool or something when they bust into posts hating undertale? Either way I’m tired of it.

I’m sick of pretending I dislike Undertale just because the general consensus says that the fandom is “cringy” or whatever. Undertale is a good game! It’s incredibly well written, it has amazing art, and one of the best osts I’ve ever heard! Let people enjoy harmless things. People unironically enjoying Undertale has never hurt anyone. I really don’t have any issue with people making jokes and memes at the game’s expense, but outright harassing fans of Undertale is just plain cruel. Please have a little decency.

Op is right, y’all just wanna follow the trend and/or have bad taste

maryburgers:

benwarheit:

Things I like about this decal on a restaurant window:
-the insane orange waiter
-that he’s carrying his plates in the air like a strongman
-the couple looks like this isn’t the first time he’s done this, but it’s easier to just let it happen at this point.
-the sign says PASTA as if he’s screaming it like a frankenstein
-but he’s holding a plate of an entire chicken and a plate of wine glasses
-there’s three wine glasses
-one’s for him.

This makes me laugh to the point of tears every time I see it