american school bus things

novasunspot:

bara-ass-destroyer:

deadmomjokes:

uncleinuyasha:

sansaslays:

znrnnr:

denialriver:

  • yelling. all the time
  • food is everywhere ?
  • no seatbelts
  • dying in the winter because one of the windows is stuck and can’t be closed
  • dying in the summer because no one knows how to open the windows
  • slurs written on the back of seats
  • holes punched through the seats
  • upperclassmen in the back
  • the bus driver always slams on the brakes
  • kids falling and flying down the aisles
  • “riding the school bus is a privilege”
  • the guy who got suspended from the bus is somehow back
  • doing the evacuation drill on the most inconvenient day
  • bullying/watching kids get bullied is Inevitable
  • writing swear words backwards on the foggy window so people would read it as you passed by
  • sticking your entire body out the window

feel free to add more

opening the windows is treated as a criminal offense

flipping cars off as they drive by

Bus driver taking a slightly different route and everyone panicking

The wasp that inevitably gets inside during summery weather and everyone screaming and running all over the bus and the driver telling everyone to sit the heck down cuz their freaking out is going to cause a wreck, and the wasp keeps flying straight for faces instead of the open windows.

When one kid goes too far and the bus driver pulls over wherever the hell you are and yells for 15 minutes and making everybody late for school

That one bus driver who seems to really just hate kids and makes you question why they took up school bus driving in the first place

On the other hand, that one bus driver who plays the music the loudest kids want (usually rap like Cardi B or other popular rap artist) on the bus radio while the kids who want to listen to their own music have to turn it up louder

That one group of kids that think they own the bus and sit in the back yelling, probably picking on some kid who just wants to get to school

Being able to sit in a seat by yourself is a blessing

If you and a friend know you’ll have to double up, you guys just go ahead and sit together before more kids get on

Trying to read the stickers on a truck in front of you to find out if the driver is racist or not

“No food or drink allowed on the bus”

Kids ignoring that and eating shit like Cheetos and leaving the bag for the bus driver to find and yell at us about later

Putting your bag or stack of books next to you as a nonverbal way of telling people not to sit with you or just throwing your legs up onto the seat

The two front seats are either for the Really Bad Kids or the Quiet Kids that want to sit alone

blueberrys:

op was a terf so i’m stealing this post:

In honor of Britney Spears’ birthday (December 2), I want to remind everyone that this woman was publically ostracized for struggling with the onset of mental illness, divorce, and losing custody of her children after years of media scrutiny and hypersexualization starting at the age of 17. No, she is not just a crazy woman who shaved her head. She’s the victim of an industry that loves to build a woman up before tearing her down.

sonneillonv:

asriel-yiffcave:

valorousowl:

dr-bebber:

pinkstuff:

dr-bebber:

Hey CNN are you okay??

What’s happening now??

They’re not wrong you guys are just mean/the loudest minority of Furry culture is the worst and is not representative of furries as a whole

I’m adding, yall remember when people tried to GAS a hotel of furries.

Yall remember how most of them are harmless doofs that just wanna have fun and raise money for charity.

Yall remember how at Genericon IN MY STATE a bunch of furries at the rave stopped COLLEGE STUDENTS FROM THE CAMPUS FROM KIDNAPPING MINORS FROM SAID CONVENTION

Look there’s a lot of bad parts, that’s unavoidable with a Fandom that massive, but there’s a lot of good too and we need to stop judging fandoms by their worst.

Preach

They also pay fairly for commission work, support art and artists, and have taken concrete measures, far more than many other subcultures, to aggressively eject neo-nazis from their community.

I mean, I don’t have to like or understand the sexual component, but it’s also none of my business.  So I’m cool with them on the basis of that other stuff.

amarielah:

machigaeru:

I started Hebrew, which is why I’ve been dead on this blog, but I don’t think I can ever properly convey to you guys the sheer cultural whiplash of spending years learning Japanese from Japanese teachers and then trying to learn Hebrew from an Israeli

  • Japanese: you walk into class already apologizing for being alive
    Hebrew: you walk into class, the teacher insults you and you are expected to insult her back
  • Japanese: conjugates every single verb based on degree of intended politeness, nevermind keigo and honorifics
    Hebrew: Someone asked my teacher how to say “excuse me” and she laughed for several seconds before saying we shouldn’t worry about remembering that since we’ll never need to say it
  • Japanese: if you get one stroke wrong the entire kanji is incomprehensible
    Hebrew: cursive? script? fuck it do whatever you want, you don’t even have to write the vowels out unless you feel like it
  • Japanese: the closest thing there is to ‘bastard’ is an excessively direct ‘you’ pronoun
    Hebrew: ‘bitch’ translates directly

Fun fact: Israel has possibly the lowest power-distance metric of any culture in the world, while Japan has one of the highest. I didn’t realize that the CTO of my company was the CTO until somebody else told me, because everybody called him by his first name and engaged in mutual shit-talking/playful insults with him.

In Japan, even calling your boss by the wrong honorific is liable to get you in trouble.

And apparently there’s some sciencey cooperative venture going on between Israel and Japan in an official diplomatic capacity. I want to be a fly on the wall when Japanese and Israeli scientists work together.

jacknabber:

i-homeostasis:

i-homeostasis:

dude seeing these Mega high quality images of the surface of mars that we now have has me fucked up. Like. Mars is a place. mars is a real actual place where one could hypothetically stand. It is a physical place in the universe. ITS JUST OUT THERE LOOKING LIKE UH IDK A REGULAR OLD DESERT WITH LOTS OF ROCKS BUT ITS A WHOLE OTHER PLANET? 

LIKE THIS JUST LOOKS LIKE IT COULD BE A PERSON’S BACKYARD. LIKE YEA A LITTLE DUSTY MAYBE THERE WAS A SANDSTORM BUT THAT’S COOL I’M JUST GONNA WALK DOWN TO THE STORE P S Y C H YOU’RE ON MARS BICH!

i hate to be rude and intrude on this post but we have decent pictures of the surface Venus too!