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Truth

water tastes like what city you’re in

people who live in cities with good infrastructure don’t interact. this means all americans are safe to reblog

Can confirm, the flavors vary wildly. Some popular flavors across my home state are:

  • blood/pennies/metal
  • chlorine
  • plastic
  • zinc and other particles from galvanized pipes…is that still metal?
  • well water
  • oh wait we don’t have water because either A they’re messing with the pipes again, or B you live in Flint
  • that magical probably cursed water that tastes decent when it’s ice cold but the second the ice is gone it tastes like you’re licking the cup
  • fridge filter water
  • water from a filter attached to the tap–the best and probably the safest flavor

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