misscokebottleglasses:

angel-baez:

polarizeglow:

only americans know the true pain of hearing this

Imagine kid you watching your favorite kids’ network. It goes to commercial. Every single time it cuts to commercial this whole thing plays in its entirety. You’ve seen it so much you know every word, every piece of music, all the words and the exact entonation in which they say it

That’s hell. Having the Shirley temple little darling dvd collection commercial permanently ingrained in your brain.

it has been many years since i have seen this commercial, and i can recite it word for word. op, what have you done

spankzilla85:

noodlehorsecomics:

Greyhounds are lanky, sweet, kinda-dumb couch-potatoes/tiny horses made out of elbows and snoots. They love a good run every now and then but are mostly content to flop around in awkward sleeping positions and stand silently in the middle of the room hoping for food.

They aren’t super compatible with small animals but they can be trained out of it.

I have one and she’s my little dummy ❤️

Greyhounds. “Consider us!”

operativesurprise:

keplercryptids:

keplercryptids:

I spent the afternoon arranging our books by size and color (and it’s so satisfying and looks amazing) and my partner came home and stared in shock at the bookcase and then said “i’m a librarian, you can’t do this.”

him: you split up all the song of ice and fire books

me: yeah i know, they’re all primary colors, it’s perfect

him: [self-destructs]

You’re a monster

systlin:

You know, now that the ACA is safely guarded by a Democratic Congress, I want to take a moment to thank the people who saved it from the republicans who’d been frothing at the mouth for years to tear it apart.

You. 

All the people who said ‘well I think the whole FUCK not’, and called and yelled and refused to shut up and be quiet about it. Who remembered that WE HAVE POWER TOO, and who used that power to look their representatives in the eye and say “buddy, you work for us, and so help us if you do this we will eat you.”

Remember that. We have power. Use that power. Don’t forget it. 

quasi-normalcy:

blackjackgabbiani:

quasi-normalcy:

The fact that you can’t raise taxes on billionaires even slightly without them pouring money into fascist political movements is, of itself, evidence that billionaires as a class shouldn’t be allowed to exist in the first place.

You, ah, don’t think it’s unfair to judge people’s morals based on their finances?

I, ah, think that it’s perfectly fair to judge people’s morals based on the amount of money they pour into neo-nazi political movements, yeah actually.