thischick25:

thebibliosphere:

systlin:

sasskarian:

systlin:

SCOTT WALKER IS OUT IN WISCONSIN WISCONSIN HAS A DEM GOVERNOR WOOOO

THIS. IS. JUST. 

I’M SO HAPPY RN. 

Not only THAT, he lost to the state superintendent of the SCHOOL SYSTEM

My dad, a teacher who was born and raised in WI, hates Scott Walker with a flaming intensity, and he has been following this one closely. 

I got a text at like 11:50 PM last night that just said “THAT ASSHOLE IN WI LOST FINALLY”

Hilariously he lost by such a slim margin he could have demanded a recount had he not passed a law denying recounts because he didn’t like it when people demanded recounts against him.

REAP WHAT YOU SOW MOTHER FUCKER AHAHAHAHA

It’s so satisfying to watch a politician have to lie in the bed upon which he shat.

jaden-tamashi:

trans-snart:

the critics saying Tom Hardy is “over-acting” in Venom are just used to superhero movie protagonists being stoic and silent and don’t know what to do with an actor who actually makes his characters express emotions in healthy ways lmao

(mild spoilers ahead) When Eddie’s sad he looks miserable and teary and openly expresses why. He shrieks when he’s startled. He panics when he’s confused and worried. He silently screams when he’s angry and can’t do anything about it. He reacts to the events of the movie in a way that someone might actually respond.

Critics are just so used to machismo in their superhero movies that they don’t know what to do in the absence of it.

point being: Venom was fucking good and the critics are wrong

Critics: -snooty voice- mmmyes you can clearly tell that he is a human being so he is clearly over acting

Everyone else: fuck yeah, he’s a real person! GIVE US MORE!!!

Normal Horoscope:

normal-horoscopes:

Aries: The stars can’t remember where they put your horoscope. I am looking, but perhaps you will get two tomorrow?

Taurus: Learn to dance. It will come in handy.

Gemini: The blood of English kings cakes your family tree.

Cancer: The coyote that stalks the freezer section at the supermarket is an ill omen, consider a trip to trader Joe’s.

Leo: The can of paint in your bathroom has become a part of the scenery. Strange how forgetfullness can imbed itself in our lives.

Virgo: It’s time to replace your toothbrush, stars said so.

Libra: Revenge is a flavourful, yet fleeting, spice. Turmeric is an acceptable substitution.

Scorpio: We all have an evil nature inside of us. Tax fraud is tax fraud though.

Sagittarius: Worry does not speak any language that you are used to, worry speaks tagolag.

Capricorn: Retain your air of mystery. Vanish into the night with nary a trace. Leave them wondering.

Aquarius: It all seems so simple in books dosent it?

Pisces: The angel misses you. Leave some snacks out.