The-Lounge

cassialenoir:

undeddisfunction:

“You started young, right? What is your advice for young people?”

FINALLY!

channmander:

clubsdeuce:

clubsdeuce:

my mom uses sweet bro and hella jeff magnets to tell me if the dishes are clean or dirty

update: she’s now also putting “positivity” on our fridge

she has no idea what sweet bro and hella jeff is

she doesn’t know, and yet she captures the spirit of it so well

doodlemeimpressed:

hishap:

theghostknight:

People keep saying that Detective Pikachu is going to have the obligatory almost-swear-but-cut-away-last-second joke, and it almost certainly is going to do that

But I can’t stop thinking about the fact that the movie IS PG-13

Meaning they can get away with saying fuck once and keep it PG-13

#LetPikachuSayFuck

#LetPikachuSayFuck

ifeellikesmeg:

eversolewd:

yumantimatter:

mistbornthefinal:

speakertoyesterday:

identicaltomyself:

yieldsfalsehoodwhenquined:

another-normal-anomaly:

regexkind:

argumate:

invertedporcupine:

koito-yuu:

yumantimatter:

jaiwithinnumerableunblinkingeyes:

tommyeatseaton:

sufficientlylargen:

Every time I see a post about updog I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help the poster complete their joke.

okay but what’s updog ?

Updog is a long sausage in a bun often served with ketchup, mustard, onion e, and/or relish.

No, that’s a hotdog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released

You’re thinking of update. Updog is when you end a sentence with a rising intonation.

No, that’s uptalk. You’re thinking of the fourth-largest city in Sweden.

surely that’s Uppsala, whereas Updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.

That’s Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs

You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.

no that’s an updraft

updog isn’t a noun at all, it’s a verb; it basically means to chew someone out, or harshly lecture them

No, that’s upbraid. An updog is a small dog that likes cuddling on people’s laps.

No that’s a puppydog. An updog is when the Mets win.

No that’s an upset. An updog is the modern version of a henway.

What’s a henway?

Oh, about 5 pounds.

GOTTEM

newtgeiszler:

wayneradiotv:

guillermo del toro’s little brother

every time i see this post i forget the punchline. and it’s always so fucking good

budas-wagon-deactivated:

righteoussness:

there is going to be a last time someone misgenders you

when I smash their knees in with my bat

get-thee-to-a-shrubbery:

gay-horney:

trans girl bulge in a completely casual context is cute n good

you can accuse me of being horny on main ~~again~~ and that’s fair because i am quite horny for girlbulge but also

cis people get to be in underwear and it’s only mildly suggestive, if at all, but trans girls have to be really careful of our bulges but like

we get cis male superheroes with visible bulges and that’s fine, and cis women just wearing a t shirt and panties and it’s no biggie, so

yes girlbulge sexy but ALSO girlbulge normal!!! we should be able to see trans girls chilling at sleepovers in their underwear with a tasteful but visible bulge because that shit doesn’t just go away and who the fuck tucks when they’re just chillin