cartoon-dog:

postmodernmulticoloredcloak:

animentality:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

atbuttches:

yungterra:

question: how do i make my photograph more tumblr relatable?

Simple:

filter

lowercase helvetica

for extra points: add japanese text

I’m taking notes

wrong you do this

this site drifts further and further away from comprehensible humor every day

hexmaniacmareen:

wizardtwins:

i think its funny that after you give blood, they keep calling you every once in a while to ask if you want to give more blood

and i get it, blood is important and in short supply, but it just seems like

hey… we heard you made more blood. can you… can you give us that new blood? that sweet sweet fresh blood? its been a while, jacob. we know you have it. we know you have the blood jacob

You are so full of blood jacob now youre just being selfish

veta-lopis:

another one of the things I love about fred is how passive he is, because he’s this three-hundred pound supersoldier genius who looks like death himself stole a tank, but life just kinda happens at him and his usual response to anything going wrong is “well. okay. this is fine probably. it fucks literally everything up but I can probably deal with this. probably.”

roumanian:

i forgot how fucking weird november is theres no afternoon its just night after 2pm

veta-lopis:

I don’t think we fully appreciate how absolutely off the walls the combination of “family who knows each other better than themselves”, “people with genius level IQs” and “the most elite and deadly special forces group in all of human history” really is. like. I don’t even have words to describe how ridiculous that would be to see with your own two eyes. Just listening to spartans talk to each other over breakfast would probably drive you insane

chefpyro:

cool-guy-senpai:

The plan:

Shit talk the concept of marriage openly with bf

Ask to marry him, catching him off gaurd with surprise leaving him vulnerable to attack

lgbt-for-poc:

Love black goth people, goth isn’t just for white people

freshiebyoung:

madness-and-gods:

That carrot sounds really good

I’ve spent hours trying to play instruments and this guy just whittles up a carrot and kills it

seewater:

it’s getting close to Thanksgiving in the US so i wanted to pass around a link to the Wôpanâak Language Reclamation Project

Donate if you can, and even if you can’t, spend some time this November educating yourself about the history of the very-much-still-alive tribe that sat down with the pilgrims, the continued history of colonization in America, and about the tribe/s whose land you are occupying.

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