http://justsofingdone.tumblr.com/post/180368732602/audio_player_iframe/justsofingdone/tumblr_nz7wcmsLrO1unszw1?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fa.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_nz7wcmsLrO1unszw1o1.mp3

exeggcute:

staff:

red3blog:

formeldeharv:

i put “All I Want for Christmas is You” through a MIDI converter, and then back through an mp3 converter

the result is this garbage

I’m driving myself up the wall because I swear I can hear the vocal line but I don’t know how that could be if it was truly converted to MIDI. Unless you can replicate speech sounds entirely with modulated MIDI notes, in which case I’m actually impressed with this tire fire of an MP3.

image

the holiday season is almost upon us and I’d like to bring back this absolute fucking monstrosity of an audio file


http://justsofingdone.tumblr.com/post/180368708752/audio_player_iframe/justsofingdone/tumblr_nz7wcmsLrO1unszw1?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fa.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_nz7wcmsLrO1unszw1o1.mp3

exeggcute:

staff:

red3blog:

formeldeharv:

i put “All I Want for Christmas is You” through a MIDI converter, and then back through an mp3 converter

the result is this garbage

I’m driving myself up the wall because I swear I can hear the vocal line but I don’t know how that could be if it was truly converted to MIDI. Unless you can replicate speech sounds entirely with modulated MIDI notes, in which case I’m actually impressed with this tire fire of an MP3.

image

the holiday season is almost upon us and I’d like to bring back this absolute fucking monstrosity of an audio file

kinkstertime:

vessel-of-ineptitude:

prokopetz:

prokopetz:

More dumb magic items for your D&D campaign:

  • A sword that inflicts emotional wounds
  • A hat that, when left alone with another hat, will mate and produce hybrid offspring
  • Negative gold pieces

  • A map that is the territory
  • Armour that becomes more effective the uglier the wearer
  • A living pocket-watch that never needs winding, but if you don’t feed it, it dies; it’s an obligate carnivore
  • Goggles that put censor bars over monsters of the Aberration type
  • An instructional tome in the secret language of ducks
  • A dagger that glows in the presence of one particular goblin
  • Angry shoes
  • A magnifying glass that interrogates unexamined assumptions
  • A quill and inkwell set that lets you write with perfect fluency, but only in languages you don’t understand
  • Clothing whose colour and pattern are literally impossible to describe
  • A magic potion that renders the imbiber both incredibly persuasive and extremely gullible
  • An actual key to your heart

Kind of in the same spirit, there’s a crappy magical item generator right here: https://rexiconjesse.github.io
Ive been. Extremely tempted to inflict some of these things on my PCs.

That website is fantastic