Category: Uncategorized

winds-and-stardust:

fandomsandanythingelse:

sympathetic-deceit-trash:

taylormademediocrity:

spacetaters:

ok but can we like start a petition for Cards Against Humanity to make a John Mulaney themed pack because i would be willing to spend all my money on that

Suggestions:

Black cards-

• THERES A ______ LOOSE! IN THE HOSPITAL

• Eat ass, suck a dick, and sell ________

• Canceling plans is like ________

• Do my friends hate me? Or do I just need _____

• You have the moral backbone of a _______

• I’ll keep all of my ___________ right here and the one day I’ll die

White Cards-

• what’s new pussycat played 7 times followed by its not unusual followed by what’s new pussy cat

• smoking cocaine the night before your college graduation

• a 28 year old healthy man trying his best

• one black coffee

• STREET SMARTS

• shushing animals even though they’ve never spoken

• Delta Airlines

• the one thing they can’t replace

• an on fire garbage can… could be a nursery

• a sea of drunk toddlers

• a pre- y2k asshole

• Xanax

Do my friends hate me? Or do I just need what’s new pussycat played 7 followed by it’s not unusual followed by what’s new pussycat

I’ll keep all of my STREET SMARTS right here and then one day I’ll die

You have the moral backbone of a 28 year old healthy man trying his best

miyku:

me after 3 hours sleep 

mother : are you all right?
me :
 

smurflewis:

blizzard-bells:

egbertitties:

atomicpowered:

gr0sse:

higashizawa:

remember that sasuke figurine that could hold up like literally fucking anythign

And my personal favorite

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

I had to reblog this, I’m sorry

This is back and I will never not reblog

venomanti:

venomanti:

venomanti:

@the people who are angry that Freddie Mercury dies at the end of Bohemian Rhapsody, good. you should be angry. this is your history. this is what people like us went through, not that long ago. use that anger to fight harder.

and don’t blame the people who made the movie, because this is the truth. he lived, and he was brilliant and good, and he died because the government was cruel and didn’t care about people like him. I’m sorry. you can’t change the past, and it would be disrespectful to the memory of him to try. yes, it’s fucked up.

don’t let it happen again.

I’m not going to tag this with #spoilers because it’s not a fucking spoiler. it’s a real person, who lived and died, and it’s really fucking fucked up that you want to erase the life of a real goddamn person so that you can have a happy ending.

sounddesignerjeans:

just a reminder that if you’re a girl you are the moon’s girlfriend and she is looking back at you and thinking you’re the most wonderful thing she’s ever seen