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thyrell:

agoatinthecircus:

thyrell:

thyrell:

a necromancer is just a really late healer

“you’re too late, doc, he’s…he’s already dead…”

*cracks knuckles* i didnt get my medical license revoked for nothing

i like idea of a necromancer that can bring back the dead but doesnt know how to cure the living so has to wait for someone to die before bringing them back

“hey doc do you have any splints I think I fractured my ankle”

*cocks gun* no but I’ll do you one better

dobe-qj:

gokuma:

lackaday:

gokuma:

lackaday:

gokuma:

lackaday:

gokuma:

lackaday:

gokuma:

imagineyourfavoriterobot:

Imagine your favorite robot trying to write some poetry for their crush/significant other, and it’s terrible.

Starscream is red

Overlord is blue

I hate them both

And so can you

– Megatron

I am red

I am other stylish colors too

I know you’re jealous

And (can I still) frag you

– Starscream

You are mostly red

Thundercracker is blue

Skywarp could at least teleport

I have no use of you

– Megatron

Well you’re entirely boring gray

TC and Warp answer to me

I got some new mile high heels

So what is it going to be?

– Starscream

Roses are plants from Earth

Violets are violet not blue

Please cease your quarelling

Soundwave has missed you two

– Soundwave

Why have you been typing in rhyme

This is a needlessly complicated way to format our communication

I second Soundwave, please stop

And in an addition, when will you be coming to visit Soundwave and I at the space station? 

– Shockwave

shockwave, you’re breaking our flow

But I made certain that it rhymed, how did it break the flow?

#mildly frustrated Shockwave #Shockwave: I MADE IT RHYME JUST LIKE YOU THREE DID #I PUT EFFORT INTO THIS YOU DON’T APPRICEATE MY POEMS

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pastel-lavender:

shiraglassman:

missweber:

hymnsofheresy:

hymnsofheresy:

have y’all ever had communion bread that was just so….nasty? like i know we have to suffer as christians, but do we really need to have whole wheat bread as the body of christ?

my old church used hawaiian bread. my standards are high

Some old housemates of mine were Syrian Orthodox. At their church different members of the church took turns baking the bread that would be consecrated for the Eucharist. This was all well and good until one woman baked raisin bread. This led to the memorable occasion of a rather flustered priest, who had not seen the bread until that moment, declaring, “This – except for the raisins – is the Body of Christ.”

EXCEPT FOR THE RAISINS omg

Raisins are just dried grapes though, and wine is his blood so really its like a two in one shampoo & conditioner except with jesus

transmascbastard:

Burger King will give you a whopper for one cent if you go within 600 feet of a McDonald’s and order one from their app

First of all, power move

Second, this means any poor person with a phone and the new Burger King app can literally get food for a penny just by going to McDonalds, which is probably a goddamn lifesaver if you’re regularly worried about where your next meal is coming from

This lasts until December 12, 2018

So, yeah. Save some cash and stay fed.

littlebluebarista:

Can we romanticize video games the way we do books?

Like you hear all these things about how you can curl up with a book on a rainy day and drink tea and smother yourself in blankets but anytime you hear things about video games it’s always about how you’re wasting your life away yelling into a headset as you play Call of Duty in a basement?

Imagine bundling yourself up on the couch, the sound of rain hitting the roof, and putting on Fable for a few hours. Or getting home after a long day of work. You make yourself a cup of cocoa, put on fuzzy pjs, and play Viva Piñata for hours not giving a second thought to the outside world. Semester just got out? Throw on some Fallout and just take a night to breathe and enjoy.

You aren’t wasting your life away, you’re enjoying it. Games can be just as much an escape as books, except you get to be part of the story.