thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

jheselbraum:

findingbravado:

I can’t stop laughing at the difference between Elastigirl and Mr. Incredible’s NSA files

NSA About Elastigirl: She’s great and we love her but she destroyed like 30 of our favorite ships???

NSA About Mr. Incredible: HEY BOB WHAT THE FUCK

Elastigirl Profile: Bad ass, super competent and strong and awesome, kicks so much butt

Mr Incredible Profile: HE CHONCH THOSE PIES

This is so accurate as well tho like I love Bob but he is kind of a superhuman disaster 😀

seshirukun:

Tumblr decides to completely shut down on December 17th

As the clock strikes midnight the site goes pitch black

Slowly but surely the screen starts clearing and begins to show the montage of a horse carriage traveling through a forest

“Hey, you’re finally awake“