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Where’d you come up with your url?

ryansreign:

steogem:

7eggs:

1000nipples:

7eggs:

27teacups:

7eggs:

27teacups:

7eggs:

there were seven eggs left

same

you must have a lot of tea cups

yes

i am very proud of your collection

hey guys

dude fholy shit

tumblr got them…………

Must have been 1000 female presenting nipples

rainaramsay:

dexer-von-dexer:

memeberd:

keuppy:

eruditionanimaladoration:

Millennials are ruining corrupt corporate capitalism by caring about animals

Because we do research on branding and see which don’t poison or kill our pets 🙄🙄🙄🙄 but I guess the only killing that matters is another industry

Oh noo you poor name brands maybe you shouldnt have been selling us garbage to feed our fuzzy family members in tHE FIRST PLACE

This is the first time I’m seeing that millennials are ruining an industry by spending more on something. I’m glad

Millennials spend less on a thing: Millennials are killing the industry.

Millennials spend more on a thing: Millennials are killing the industry.

vegannerdgirl:

marycp2011:

naamahdarling:

gothicprep:

botesregias:

kinkshamer69:

not to sound too millennial here but it annoys me so much when I’m at a restaurant and someone I’m with will complain about the service being slow like buddy pal it’s fine it’s not that important

You didn’t waited 40 minutes for a dinner before haven’t you?

i have but i also have, like, real problems

I waited well over an hour for food once at IHOP, because it kept coming out inedible.

We finally asked what was going on, and it turns out that the ONLY cook had been working for 36 hours straight with only a short nap.

I ordered the easiest thing to make, tipped the waitress heavily, and sent her back to the cook with a $10 tip for them, too, AFTER watching the 24-hour restaurant close the doors so that they could send the cook home for some rest.

Yeah, I’ve waited 40 minutes for my dinner, and I didn’t ask for a discount, we tipped VERY well, and sent the cook our best wishes.

If something goes wrong with your restaurant experience, consider that there are real people back there, working under god knows what conditions.

“Millennials” are more human than their previous generations imo

“You didn’t waited 40 minutes for a dinner before haven’t you?”

“i have but i also have, like, real problems”

This has such a baby boomer vs. millennial energy and i think about this exchange everyday

theshitpostcalligrapher:

kylerayn3r:

cryptiboy:

stalker-among-the-stars:

my-little-ninja:

supermah:

supermah:

in superman adventures #19, there’s a villain named multi-face who can convincingly disguise himself as anyone, even tricking dna tests and x-ray vision. Superman initially can’t stop him

and the only reason he gets caught is because multiface decides to disguise himself as, of all people, CLARK KENT i’m screaming

why do villains always mess up so badly

Clark Kent attending Bruce Wayne’s yacht party where Bruce told Clark to wear his clothes and……

Ta-Da!

Sard borken

calling the people at the party Bruce’s “fake friends” as if he’s Bruce’s only real friend and he’s low key jealous

S A R D B O R K E N

ah yes. this. 

frogparty:

oceanicgf:

frogparty:

the real question is how the fuck did persephone only manage to eat 6 pomegranate seeds. theyre like the fucking cocaine of fruit you cant eat just 6 singular seeds you have to pop handfuls upon handfuls into ur mouth at rapid speeds and then get sad cause you spent half an hour getting them out of the pomegranate and ate all of them in 5 minutes

are you ok

pomy granite