my favourite thing about tumblr is that they discontinued fan mail in 2015 but in 2018, three years later, they still haven’t edited two word out of this:
i wish this was me
See I accidentally sent fan mail instead of an ask last month. So not even Staff knows what features Tumblr does and doesn’t have.
Yknow I’m pretty sure in order to “remove” a feature they literally just delete the button that links you to it but don’t actually remove the capability of the site to perform the function (hence all the replies and reblogs from people saying they can send/receive fanmail etc) my theory is that the site is so rickety that the removal of any part of it could cause the whole thing to crash
cats don’t know what words mean and i love that about them. i can say “you are a beautiful little angel child and i love you more than anything else in the entire world” but also “you wretched little clown bastard. you’ve created such a big mess and now i have to clean it because i have hands and you don’t. this is god’s cruelest joke.” and they don’t care they just say :3 and put their little paws on me
me, long ago, perfectly innocent: hm, i don’t have a lot of followers, but i wanna perform well for them so i’m going to construct a good queue system and post content that they’ll enjoy !!
Hot Take: We are actually living in a “gasoline punk” alternate universe, where technology continued to develop along the lines of hydrocarbon combustion, even though nuclear energy has been available for decades.
Well that explains the comically exaggerated, dystopian nightmare setting that appears to be a very badly concealed metaphor about oppression. Someone tell the sixteen year old writing me that they don’t have to kill off every cool character.
The-Lounge 