gofahcyourself:

Last Call #142 is 17 minutes and 4 seconds long and half of that time consists of Michael Jones drunkenly yelling off-mic about a corduroy jacket from McDonalds, Gavin being taken away from AH videos by Will Hyde to talk and telling people to shut up while Lindsay, Ryan and Burnie just watch him go off and Jeremy fucks with broadcast’s buttons

lets-do-the-time-warp-again:

fonzworthcutlass:

You ever be so comfortable in bed, you start rubbing your legs together like a cricket?

tumblr dot com posts are getting so relatable im convinced the government has 24/7 surveillance on me and is feeding it to me through this website to see if i notice

captainsnoop:

creating venom without spider-man has created the greatest dynamic between eddie and venom that has ever existed. they aren’t bonding over being hating peter parker, they’re bonding over the fact that they’re both complete losers. they’re two losers that love to eat junk food out of the trash and they can combine together to form an eight foot tall space monster. 

pipcomix:

vampireapologist:

pipcomix:

I love to be a homeowner. I’m responsible for so many extremely stupid things now

#CALL YOUR LANDLORD FUCK ITS ME. IM THE LANDLORD

i was the exact opposite bc I grew up in an old old house that always needed work and when I moved into my first apartment the landlord told me the bathroom still needed caulked and I didnt understand that meant she was sending someone to DO that so I caulked the entire bathroom and when the guy got there he went “did you……..Do This” and I was like “yes, and why, and who are you”

This is great he must have been so unnerved

jara257:

ok idk abt u but there’s just something intensely powerful abt this one image of tom hardy

dressed like a hobo, drenched in sweat and water while sitting in a lobster tank while manically looking around for some kind of answer

image

like it evokes some kind of gut emotion from me but i can’t identify it and it’s driving me up a wall

psy-faerie:

psy-faerie:

If someone tells you to stop ripping on them, even if you’re joking, fucking listen. That shit gets tiring doesn’t matter if it’s a fucking joke no one wants to hear negative shit all the time.

Some of y’all think you can be rude asf all the time bc you’re “just joking” but you’re seriously wearing people down.