It has become a law to hibernate during the winter with the help of a machine, but there is a glitch, and you wake up halfway through winter and find the reason why the government made hibernation mandatory
All this talk about gays not being able to drive is blatant erasure of those of us who were brave enough to weather the trials of the DMV (Forbes’ selection for Straightest Place on Earth eleven years in a row) so that we could return triumphant, finally able to drive each other to the 24 hr grocery store at 2 am, the gayest hour, to buy cheap vodka and takis
Stand up for your rights, auto homos! Don’t let them forget your sacrifices
really love imagining a bunch a kids and teens on their pokemon journeys staying the night on the couches and floors in the lobbies of pokemon centers, having long talks about their experiences and feelings sharing funny and scary stories and myths about legendaries and trading items and sharing TMs along with sugary snacks and pokedex chargers all while their pokemon are out of their pokeballs and all bundled up in blankets sleeping soundly next to their trainers while they stare up at the stars shining through the glass ceiling over their heads
– Or cheering as someone’s Pokemon evolves from a battle – Teens helping younger trainers fresh from the professors lab with training their Pokemon to be the best they can be – Friendships between Pokemon just as strong as the friendships between their trainers – Healing or reviving a strangers Pokemon because they have to get out of this cave and it’s a long trek to the next town and you know how dangerous it is to be stranded without allies in the wild – Teens growing and learning with their Pokemon – Trainers sharing Pokemon food with trainers who can’t afford good quality feed – Gym leaders taking the time to teach everyone who lost against them how to improve – Pokemon trainers pairing up to walk to the next town over especially if they’re younger so they don’t get lost or hurt – Just trainers looking out for other trainers and other Pokemon and ahhhhh
The Sentinel islands have a rumoured population of around 40-66 people like presently, and you’re trying to introduce diseases to these people who have no immunity to them because you want to spread Christianity even tho they don’t fucking speak English… and then if you get killed by them, that’s your stupidity, no one else should care
Honestly? This was just self-defense.
Not only was he trespassing where he was not allowed to go, he was an actual danger to these people. White men in america have fatally shot people for less and never got half the outrage. Just leave these people and their island alone
i feel like knowing the word “yonic” (the vagina equilavent of phallic) really changes a person because after that point basically any shape or objective can be classified as genital-shaped. eyes? yonic symbolism. fingers? phallic symbolism. thats all there is
poking yourself in the eye? a cunning symbol of sexual intercourse
exactly!!
Might I add:
Yonic the Hedgehog
you might not have, and yet you did, entirely cognizant,
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