lesbiananabray:

so are all guardians people born after the traveler showed up, or could ghosts resurrect people born before that? could you imagine if you get picked up and your ghost just immediately starts freaking out because it just resurrected beyonce as a guardian?? a guardian seeing a picture of abraham lincoln and going “hey what the fuck thats me?? ghost?? hello???”

norsesuggestions:

norsesuggestions:

norsesuggestions:

Icelandic accent: dave, if I could have your Australian extra hour of sunlight, I would rip it from your hands! save the daylight! Don’t let it run away in front of your face!

It’s a beautiful day here at 3 o clock in Reykjavik, don’t you think? Well you can’t tell, because it’s fucking dark, one can’t see a thing!

Dave, THREE HOURS of sun is all have!

son-of-drogo:

littlemissonewhoisall:

coolclaytony:

favinatriceneea:

paintmeahero:

forthegothicheroine:

Villains in Addams Family movies go to really unnecessary lengths to defraud them of the family fortune. These people just give it away on whims all the time. If I just walked into the house and started wearing their clothes and spending their money, they wold start introducing me as Cousin Intruder and forget there was ever a time I didn’t live with them.

Gomez in particular would enjoy your boldness, Cousin Intruder.

Oh shit.

The Addams family loves and greets every person entering one of their homes.

The Addams family adopted or married every person wishing to stay.

This is why the Addams family is full of freaks.

Of course.

So what we’re saying is, tracing the Addams’ geneology is damn near impossible and it’s just as likely that no living member of the family is actually a blood relative of the people who originally held the family name?

What I’m hearing is that Batman is actually an Addams. 

He most certainly is

kavinksybaby:

quicsilver:

why would i fuck a demon? simple, the status. imagine rolling up into hell already havin had ur back blown out by one of their own. imagine you and a gang of other losers standin at the gates of hell, they’re all crying, scared to death about having a pitchfork up their ass for eternity and you just walk into the arms of your sugar demon? legendary.

this post spoke to me on levels many of you will never understand