Imagine your favorite robot trying to write some poetry for their crush/significant other, and it’s terrible.
Starscream is red
Overlord is blue
I hate them both
And so can you
– Megatron
I am red
I am other stylish colors too
I know you’re jealous
And (can I still) frag you
– Starscream
You are mostly red
Thundercracker is blue
Skywarp could at least teleport
I have no use of you
– Megatron
Well you’re entirely boring gray
TC and Warp answer to me
I got some new mile high heels
So what is it going to be?
– Starscream
Roses are plants from Earth
Violets are violet not blue
Please cease your quarelling
Soundwave has missed you two
– Soundwave
Why have you been typing in rhyme
This is a needlessly complicated way to format our communication
I second Soundwave, please stop
And in an addition, when will you be coming to visit Soundwave and I at the space station?
– Shockwave
shockwave, you’re breaking our flow
But I made certain that it rhymed, how did it break the flow?#mildly frustrated Shockwave #Shockwave: I MADE IT RHYME JUST LIKE YOU THREE DID #I PUT EFFORT INTO THIS YOU DON’T APPRICEATE MY POEMS
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