american school bus things

novasunspot:

bara-ass-destroyer:

deadmomjokes:

uncleinuyasha:

sansaslays:

znrnnr:

denialriver:

• yelling. all the time
• food is everywhere ?
• no seatbelts
• dying in the winter because one of the windows is stuck and can’t be closed
• dying in the summer because no one knows how to open the windows
• slurs written on the back of seats
• holes punched through the seats
• upperclassmen in the back
• the bus driver always slams on the brakes
• kids falling and flying down the aisles
• “riding the school bus is a privilege”
• the guy who got suspended from the bus is somehow back
• doing the evacuation drill on the most inconvenient day
• bullying/watching kids get bullied is Inevitable
• writing swear words backwards on the foggy window so people would read it as you passed by
• sticking your entire body out the window

feel free to add more

opening the windows is treated as a criminal offense

flipping cars off as they drive by

Bus driver taking a slightly different route and everyone panicking

The wasp that inevitably gets inside during summery weather and everyone screaming and running all over the bus and the driver telling everyone to sit the heck down cuz their freaking out is going to cause a wreck, and the wasp keeps flying straight for faces instead of the open windows.

When one kid goes too far and the bus driver pulls over wherever the hell you are and yells for 15 minutes and making everybody late for school

That one bus driver who seems to really just hate kids and makes you question why they took up school bus driving in the first place

On the other hand, that one bus driver who plays the music the loudest kids want (usually rap like Cardi B or other popular rap artist) on the bus radio while the kids who want to listen to their own music have to turn it up louder

That one group of kids that think they own the bus and sit in the back yelling, probably picking on some kid who just wants to get to school

Being able to sit in a seat by yourself is a blessing

If you and a friend know you’ll have to double up, you guys just go ahead and sit together before more kids get on

Trying to read the stickers on a truck in front of you to find out if the driver is racist or not

“No food or drink allowed on the bus”

Kids ignoring that and eating shit like Cheetos and leaving the bag for the bus driver to find and yell at us about later

Putting your bag or stack of books next to you as a nonverbal way of telling people not to sit with you or just throwing your legs up onto the seat

The two front seats are either for the Really Bad Kids or the Quiet Kids that want to sit alone