metatextuality:

whetstonefires:

roachpatrol:

jumpingjacktrash:

a while back on kintsugi there was a discussion of like “if your life is a no-powers au, what’s your author and canon like” and i am p sure in canon seebs and i are arch enemies with forced het ships and gobs of queerbaiting foe yay, because my life is definitely the domestic established-relationship fixit fic for someone’s mid-season cancellation angst.

I chose to believe im in the prequel part of my space werewolf trilogy.

oh man i’m gonna say I’m a slightly mad sorceress locked in a tower doing not-very-useful magical research, and eventually the heroes are going to come along and either i’ll join the party or i won’t.

if i don’t i’ll probably experience character growth off-page and pop up toward the denouement like beorn, though probably less effectively.

unless my author isn’t that type of competent, and the reason there’s fic about me is a lot of readers found me relatable but i only appeared that one time and it seems like a waste.

author created me when they were eleven and i am the biggest mary sue imaginable

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