brawltogethernow:

andhumanslovedstories:

A Thor spin-off film where Loki really is dead but he died with a Plan and that plan involves breaking out of the land of the dead and becoming even more goth and unkillable than before, but unfortunately all of Loki’s plans suck, leaving him to ask help from the only person who can help him and the person least likely to. It’s Heimdall, and Marvel NEEDS this high fantasy prison break buddy/arch nemesis comedy, the tagline is something like “they’ll be the death of each other” or like “these gods are conquering death…….if they don’t kill each other first” @ marvel you fuckig cowards listen

#hi loki is the god of lies and heimdall cannot be lied to  #also they’re prophecied to kill each other and heimdall used to be able to hear so well he could hear the future  #until he heard that and stabbed himself in the ear  #so he would never have to hear it again except in his memories and on the day it finally happened  #in conclusion this doomed tragic ship would sail itself if anyone would let it  #hey i just realized that this idea works really well with their being prophecied to kill each other  #they do in fact end up dead together but it’s temporary lmfao