a durable block. seen a lot in castles, and castles are gay. also made of several smaller blocks, which means there is more to love.
gay rating: 8
dark prismarine
underwater block, as if the ocean wasn’t gay enough. an absolute unit because it deals with guardians all day. probably smells like the sea on a hot summer day, and we all know summer is gay
gay rating: 9
red mushroom block
so gay i couldn’t even find a picture of it without it being on a tilt. you can’t mine this block in survival without silk touch which makes it extra rare, and, obviously, gay. the white spots only add to that.
gay rating: 9
dark oak wood planks
supports her friends and family by being part of a bigger tree. can turn into a stripped log which is iconic enough on its own. was added only a few updates ago along with acacia, which means acacia and dark oak are lesbians dating.
gay rating: 10
cobblestone
it’s cobblestone. is this even a question?
gay rating: 10
jukebox
requires a diamond to craft. the straights could never. plays music like a gay doing karaoke at midnight.
gay rating: 8
dirt
a loyal and trustworthy gay block that holds up the grass without ever complaining. enjoys water and collecting tiny rocks. has a very broad color palate like the broad el gee bee tea community.
gay rating: 8
red sandstone
regular sandstone wasn’t even enough. this gay block had to go and make its own variant complete with chiseled and smooth versions. also has slabs and stairs. who could be more valid?
gay rating: 9.4
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