itsacpsideblog:

gutsybitsies:

you: jack zimmermann couldn’t have won the stanley cup in his first year!!!!

me, an intellectual: jack as an individual can’t win cups in one year; the TEAM that GEORGIA MARTIN has been building for YEARS won the stanley cup. also vegas golden knights went to the cup finals in its first year so sometimes real life is stranger than fiction. 

me, a gay: lesbean win cup.

galaxy brain: matt murray technically won two stanley cups as a rookie and if there were any way on god’s green earth for jack to beat that record, you know he would