pangur-and-grim:

someone requested North California shelters, so here we go! I looked through hundreds (& yes I will absolutely be failing my midterm tomorrow) to find four intensely, objectively ugly cats 

Ozzie

• looks like Milhouse without his glasses
• and it’s a kitten? lord, what will this Thing grow into?
• please adopt this discomfiting infant (Lincoln, CA)

A502335

• this animal looks like it was found in a well on a moonless knight
• this animal looks like it knows how to harvest mushrooms
• please give this rodent a name and home (Modesto, CA)

Chevy

• I don’t understand this cat’s anatomy, nor do I want to
• the eyes are vertical. eyes should be…. horizontal? am I wrong about that?
• you can take this “possibly a pixie” home if you live in Fairfield, CA

Charlie

• absolute unit. low-cost double of the Heavy Breathing cat.
• looks like he lives in a cabin and chops his own wood
• when will his legs return from the war? adopt him today to find out (Point Richmond, CA)

a reminder that true ugly is remarkably hard to find in a cat, and ought to be coveted as jealously as beauty