My favourite thing about shooter games being presented in some Vidja conference is always the phony dull multiplayer co-op interactions between the players.
Some adult man: Haha, let’s go kill some bad guys 🙂
Some adult woman: Yeah, haha, check out this weapon I found 🙂
Some adult man: Yeah! Looks good! 🙂
Some adult woman: Ye 🙂
Love so much. When in reality it’s more like
Player A: do you support the death penalty?
Player B: why the fuck not!
Player C: ok I’m back and What the fuck happened to the base? I was gone 2 minutes to take a piss!
Player A: we got BOOOORREEED!
Player B: ok in my defense, it’s entirely Player A’s fault.
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