them: hey so what gender are you
me: oh actually i… i lost my gender in a terrible accident. its very hard for me to talk abtthem: hey so what gender are you
me: ok so you know that feeling where u arent sure whether or not you’ve left the stove on?
them: ….yeah?
me: its thatthem: hey so what gender are you
me: oh yeah gender was totally faked. nasa filmed it in a tv studio back in ‘69
them: hey so what gender are you
me: *throws my gender in the gutter* ya want it? go get it! *runs the other direction*
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